0Alabama Secessionist Blames Government for Closing Topless Car WashFunny? Sad? Both?Justin GreenUpdated Apr. 21, 2017 2:48PM EDT / Published Nov. 17, 2012 9:40AM EST This would be funnier if his petition didn't have so many signatures.H/T Tom DoranJustin Green@https://www.twitter.com/jgreendcGot a tip? Send it to The Daily Beast here.