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Might this be the first time that a man has stripped down for GQ’s cover? Sacha Baron Cohen, as Bruno, is in the buff in the latest issue of the men’s magazine, and he also sits down for an interview in character. Is “manscaping” okay? “Be careful if you do it yourself, though—yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller und glued meinself to ze bed. Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching.” How does he feel about President Obama? “it gives me great hope zat, after years of struggle, someone can at last get to ze White House, despite being incredibly hot. On ze other hand, it’s slightly disappointing that he needed zat beard, Michelle, to help him—but vone shtep at a time.”