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Rod Blagojevich has mistaken "impeached", "indicted", and "bribery charges" for celebrity. Even though a judge has blocked his actual participation in the NBC reality series, I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!, Blago is helping to promote the show. During a commercial shoot on Thursday, wind machines ruffled Blago's pompadour as he pretended to be on a parachute jump. He compared his plight to those of other Americans who "have lost their jobs and are seeking to rebuild their lives." When a bystander caught him ogling a bikini girl, Blago quipped "I'm a Clinton Democrat."