Manny Ramirez Flunks Drug Test

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Updated Apr. 25, 2017 3:09PM EDT / Published May 07, 2009 8:08AM EDT

Just Manny injecting Manny: ESPN reports that Manny Ramirez, the Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder, has tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs and has been suspended for 50 games. Ramirez claims he was taking the drugs for a medical issue and was told they would not be a problem with MLB’s drug policy. He will lose $7.7 million in salary and not return until July 3. What drug did he use? A source tells Yahoo Sports "the substance is supposed to boost sex drive."

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Manny Ramirez Flunks Drug Test