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Ready your fists for some pumping: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, of Jersey Shore and rock-hard abs fame, drops his first single this week. On his eponymous debut, he collaborates with Fatman Scoop, DJ Class, and the Disco Fries. The rap track features a techno backbeat and liberal use of autotune, and it chronicles a night out at (surprise!) the clubs. The lyrics are decidedly rated-R: "Grab some ass, drink some 'yac/ All I do is (bleep) until I get my cash/ Where the ladies at?" raps the reality-television star and third-person enthusiast. The song is scheduled to appear on iTunes this week.