Texas Judge Predicts Next Civil War

Texas Judge Tom Head has some very serious concerns about what might happen if President Obama is reelected. "I'm thinking worst case scenario now," he said during an interview on his local Fox station. "Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war, maybe. And we're not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we're talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy." Apparently, Head's fear draws from a conspiracy theory that, if reelected, President Obama will give the United Nations control over U.S. sovereignty, resulting in the aforementioned civil disobedience. In the inevitable event that the U.N. will then send troops to get things under control, Head has a plan in place to challenge them. "And the sheriff, I've already asked him, I said, 'You gonna back me?'" Head said. "I don't want a bunch of rookies back there. I want trained, equipped, seasoned veteran officers to back me." Naturally.