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Law & Order star Richard Belzer may want to stick to prepared remarks from now on. In an interview this morning with New York’s Fox 5, the actor managed to work sodomy, molestation, and a “Heil Hitler” salute into the topics of conversation. Asked if one of the interviewers could play his brother on air, Belzer responded with: “If he gets molested and banged in the ass, maybe,” and then corrected himself, saying, “I meant banged against a piece of furniture.” He then lifted his arm into a Nazi salute and said, “Say ‘heil’ to all your colleagues at the other division.” His rep told TMZ the joke was supposed to be a satirical dig at Fox News.