‘Fifty Shades’ Author Goes Tame

BUMMER

Updated Apr. 21, 2017 12:18PM EDT / Published Feb. 28, 2013 8:43AM EST

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Holy cow! For those of you who plowed through the titillating Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, don’t expect to get your jollies from E.L. James’s next book. At Vanity Fair’s Oscars party, the author said her next project won’t be “nearly so raunchy.” It gets worse: James revealed that she’ll probably write the story under another name. But how will we enjoy it?! Fear not, those thirsty for erotica—you can still find your inner goddess when Christian Grey and the gang hit theaters in the highly anticipated, and yet to be cast, film. Oh yeah.

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‘Fifty Shades’ Author Goes Tame

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