Kissinger Hospitalized

Let's just hope this isn't a rule of threes thing. Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger was admitted to New York-Presbyterian Hospital on Tuesday after falling in his home. His injuries are unknown, but according to the hospital, the 89-year-old was expected to be discharged later in the day. We can only imagine it had something to do with a late reaction to finding out Dennis Rodman is holding meetings with our country’s enemies.