Rodman to Broker Peace With N. Korea

Forget treaties, sanctions, ambassadors, and good-will missions. What the U.S. has been missing in its efforts to broker peace with North Korea is a neon-haired former NBA star. According to TMZ, Dennis Rodman, fresh off his controversial trip to North Korea with VICE Media, plans to parlay his newfound friendship with Dear Leader Kim Jong-un into a peace deal between the United States and North Korea. Rodman’s publicist says that "the Worm" plans to head back to North Korea sometime in the next six months to host another kids basketball clinic…and convince the dictator to engage in peace talks with President Obama. Easy peezy.