Kardashian, Humphries Divorce Settled

Now, 536 days after it began, the Kim Kardashian–and–Kris Humphries divorce battle is officially over. A Los Angeles judge finally settled the divorce case between the reality-TV star and the Brooklyn Nets forward after a very brief hearing Friday morning. Kardashian was present for the settlement meeting, while Humphries was reportedly at practice. “I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision,” Kardashian said after filing her petition. “I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned.” Both parties signed the agreement last night, prompting Humphries to tweet, “Couldn’t be happier!” But according to one source, Humphries will not get so much as a penny from the settlement.