Chris Brown Arrested for Felony Assault

Now that the World War II memorial, the Zoo, and the White House tours are open again, Chris Brown has no excuse to be so angry in Washington, D.C. Brown was arrested for felony assault Saturday night at a Washington nightclub on Saturday night. Brown’s bodyguard was also reportedly arrested. According to TMZ, two women asked Brown if they could take a picture with him, and while they were snapping the picture, two men rushed in too. Brown allegedly said “I’m not into this gay sh**, I’m into boxing” and allegedly punched one of the men. The man reportedly never threw any punches, and is being treated at a local hospital for a broken nose. Brown is still on probation for his 2009 conviction of beating up Rihanna.