Chris Brown Needs Secret Service

As if protecting the president weren’t enough, TMZ is reporting that the Secret Service may get involved in the recent Chris Brown drama in our nation’s capital. According to TMZ, a Secret Service agent was a witness to the fight, and told cops that Brown’s alleged victim said to a cop he was never hit by Brown—something the cop later denied. If this turns out to be true, and the agent does testify on Brown’s behalf, it could save Brown from four years in prison due to probation from the Rihanna case.