France Awaits Carla Bruni Sex Tales

France is eagerly awaiting “explosive revelations” about the love life of French First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy as this month sees the release of a book so controversial publishers haven’t even leaked the title. Author Besma Lahouri is said to expose Bruni-Sarkozy’s secret lovers, plastic surgeons, and obsession with fame and money. Lahouri, author of a popular biography of French soccer player Zinedine Zidane, is in hiding while security guards protect the book. The first lady, whose ex-boyfriends are already known to include Mick Jagger and Eric Clapton, declared just before her marriage to French President Nicolas Sarkozy that “monogamy bores me.”