Murder Trial of Kinky Banker Begins

Edouard Stern, one of France's richest men, was playing some kinky games with his mistress, Cecile Brossard, when he talked a little too dirty to her. "One million for a whore, that's expensive," Stern said in reference to money he had promised to give her. Unfortunately, it was an unwise moment to utter such an insult, as Stern was bound in a "submissive position" and wrapped in a latex condom-like suit. Brossard flipped out and fired four shots into her lover, killing him instantly. Now, the scandalous trial has begun in Geneva, and the media is having a field day. Speaking to the court, Brossard begged forgiveness of Stern's family, and said, "It was not a question of money. It was a question of love."