Rob Ford: Change the Locks, I'm Back

Like an obese, crack-smoking Napoleon, Rob Ford will return from his Elba at the end of June. The Toronto mayor wrote a letter to the city clerk's office, signaling he will resume his mayoral duties and return to city hall on June 30 "in the later portion of the afternoon." It also requested the locks be restored after they were changed in his absence. Ford completed a short stint in rehab after multiple videos and allegations surfaced over his drug and alcohol use, and a deputy mayor has been filling in.