Scott Brown: Seat Me Now

Impatient

Updated Apr. 25, 2017 10:54AM EDT / Published Feb. 03, 2010 9:25AM EST

Someone’s an eager beaver: Senator-elect Scott Brown has asked Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick to seat him “immediately.” "While Senator-elect Brown had tentatively planned to be sworn into office on February 11, he has been advised that there are a number of votes scheduled prior to that date," his lawyers wrote in a letter. "For that reason, he wants certification to occur immediately." The Senate is expected to take up several confirmation votes later this week.

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Scott Brown: Seat Me Now