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U.S. Deploys Fighter Jets to South Korea

‘G.I. Joe’ Takes $41 Million

3 Dead in 95-Car Pileup

Kevin Ware Upbeat After Injury

‘America’s Most Wanted’ Canceled

Rubio: No Immigration Pact Yet

Egyptian Satirist Released on Bail

Justin Bieber’s Monkey Confiscated

Wichita State Advances to Final Four

Ponzi Scheme Devastates N.C. Town

Syrian Rebels Close In on Aleppo

India Tourism Drops 25 Percent

Kenya Court Upholds Election Results

Texas DA, Wife Shot Dead in Home

Pope Francis Prays for Syria, Koreas

Navy ID’s SEAL Killed in Accident

Chainsaw Bandit Saws Off Tusk

U.S. Zoo Artificially Inseminates Panda

Deal Reached in Immigration Reform

Music Legend Phil Ramone Dead

Stephen Baldwin Owes IRS $300K

Kenya Dismisses Election-Rigging Allegations

Sacha Baron Cohen Becomes Landlord

Michigan Beats Kansas in Overtime

Facebook's ‘New Home’ on Android

Massive Cyberattack Leader in Hot Water

Tibet Landslide: No Survivors

Italian President Considers Resigning

Bieber's Pet Monkey Stuck in Germany

North Korea Declares ‘State of War’

35 Indicted in Atlanta Cheating Scandal

'Zumba Madam' Pleads Guilty

Jim Carrey Slams Fox News

NPR Ending 'Talk of the Nation'

EPA to Require Cleaner Gasoline

Obama: Let’s Build Some Roads

Man Charged For Cheese Heist

Rep. Young Sorry for ‘Wetbacks’ Comment

Prince William May Leave Air Force

Mystery Illness Wipes Out Bees

Shiite Mosque Bombings Rip Baghdad and Kirkuk

Another SAC Capital Trader Arrested

Friends Throw Rager at Bieb’s Mansion

Powerball Winner Owes $29K Child Support

Mandela Doing ‘Very Well’

FBI Arrests Hedge Fund Manager

Pakistan Blast Kills 6

Cyprus Won’t Leave the Euro

North Korea Prepares Strike on U.S.

7,000 Dental Patients Need HIV Testing

U.S. Veteran Reportedly Fought Alongside Al Qaeda

S&P 500 Closes at Record High

UN Authorizes Congo Intervention Force

Report: Barbara Walters Retiring

Obama: ‘Tears Aren’t Enough’

‘Downton’ Star Regrets Topless Scene

Court Rejects Easter Bunny Trademark

Lanza Killed Victims in Five Minutes

China First Lady Sang to Tiananmen Troops

Walmart May Use Customers

BlackBerry Turns Profit

Steve Cohen of SAC Capital Buys Huge Hamptons House

Bacteria in Gut Linked to Weight Loss

Lilo New Besties With KStew

Miami Heat Winning Streak Ends

Scientists Unearth Gene Marker for Cancer

10-Year-Old Girl Found

U.S. Flies Stealth Bombers in S. Korea

Pistorius Lawyers Seek to Soften Bail

Cyprus Banks Reopen

Nelson Mandela Hospitalized

Buzz Bissinger Enters Shopping Rehab

Landslide Threatens 30 Homes

Brazilian Doctor Charged With Killing 7 Patients

Obama Optimistic About Immigration

Malala Seals $3 Million Book Deal

Sandberg’s PR Honcho Blasts Critic

Ashley Judd: I'm Not Running for Senate

AA-US Airways Merger Approved

Aurora Suspect Offers Guilty Plea

Julia Pierson Sworn In

Justices Weigh Striking Down DOMA

Low Brain Activity Predicts Rearrest

Slow Internet Due to ‘Biggest Attack Ever’

Man Stuck in “It’s a Small World” Wins Suit

O’Reilly: ‘Compelling’ Argument for Gay Marriage

NBC’s Wolfe and Gosk Expecting a Baby

Tax Burden Declines on Top Companies

Jon Hamm: Leave My Penis Alone

Ford Apologizes for Kardashian Ads

Report: Cooper Approached for ‘Today’

Bikram Yoga Founder Sued

Obama Signs $984B Funding Bill

Cyprus Takes Steps to Avoid Bank Run

North Korea: Nuclear War ‘Simmering’

Supreme Court to Hear DOMA Arguments

Petraeus Apologizes for Affair

New Timberlake Album Sells 968K

New Details in Bin Laden Killing Emerge

Bieber Investigated for Battery

Obama Picks Female Secret Service Director

North Dakota Approves Abortion Ban

Buzz Bissinger Spent $600k on Clothes

T-Mobile Getting the iPhone

Gizmodo Made Teen D’Aloisio Cry

Franco Weighs In on Hathahaters

Mark Kelly’s Gun Buy Canceled

SCOTUS Takes It Slow On Gay Marriage

N.J. Man Wins $338M Powerball Jackpot

New BRICS Bank

Cyprus Banks to Remain Closed

SpaceX Dragon Leaves Space Station

Gay NFL Player May Come Out

Giant Pandas Come to Canada

Armed Guards and Drones Protect Rhinos

North Korea Is Ready for Combat

Yahoo Buys Teen’s Startup For $30M

Gay Marriage Heads to Supreme Court

Amanda Knox Acquittal Overturned

Cyprus Banks Closed Until Thursday

‘Breaking Bad’ Script Thief Arrested

Police: Berezovsky Died From Hanging

Senators to NRA: Stop Newtown Robocalls

Sen. Warner Supports Marriage Equality

Obama Declares New National Monuments

Obama Urges Assault-Weapon Ban Vote

Tiger Woods Returns to No. 1

NJ Pol’s ‘Bondage’ Emails Revealed

Portman’s Son: ‘I’m Proud of My Dad’

Bill Gates Searching for Super Condom

Ex-NYT Columnist Anthony Lewis Dies

Sandusky Gives Interview From Prison

Prince Harry to Visit U.S. Troops

‘Croods’ Hauls in $44.7M in Debut

Denny Hamlin Crashes at Auto Club 400

Florida Gulf Coast Advances

Who’s Getting a Dell?

Mississippi Lawmaker Found Dead

Tube of Deadly Virus Disappears

Report: Matt Lauer Considered ABC

Supreme Court to Take on Prop. 8

U.S. Hands Over Bagram Prison

West Aids Syrian Rebels With Arms

Kerry Makes Surprise Trip to Iraq

EU Approves $10B Cyprus Rescue

PA Man Kills Son, Wounds Wife

WashPost Kills Iraq Media Piece

Israel: We Fired on Syria in Response

Rand Paul: Lighten Pot Laws

Swinton Sleeps at NY’s MoMA

Bodybuilder Joe Weider Dies

Top Seed Gonzaga Loses

Cure for Songs Stuck in Your Head?

Security Footage Captured Turkish Murder

Police Clear Berezovsky House

Snowstorm Slams Western U.S.

Musharraf Returns to Pakistan

Winning Powerball Ticket Sold in NJ

Pope Francis Kicks Off Holy Week

Boris Berezovsky Dead at 67

Bloomberg Plans Anti-Gun Ad Blitz

Kurdish Rebels Declare Ceasefire

Ivy League Student Missing

Lady Gaga to Record with Tony Bennett

NASA Halts Education and Outreach Efforts

China Increases N. Korea Cargo Inspections

Cyprus Making ‘Significant Progress’

FCC Chief Steps Down

Francis to Benedict: 'We're Brothers'

Fire Decimates Burmese Refugee Camp

Senate Passes Federal Budget

Apple Security Flaw Found

Florida Gulf Coast Conquers Georgetown

Senate to Pass Budget

Meteor Sighting on East Coast

Two Teens Arrested for Killing Infant

North Dakota Passes Fetus Personhood

149 Air-Traffic Control Towers Closing

Obama Meets With King Abdullah II

Women’s Museum Celebrates Female Entrepreneurs

Obama Brokers Israel Apology

Gingrich & Santorum Almost Teamed Up

Suspected Colorado Shooter Dies

Seth Meyers to Replace Jimmy Fallon?

Hagel Mulling New Gitmo Prison

Riots Leave Burma Town in Ruins

U.S. Still Paying Civil War Benefits

Harvard Scores First NCAA Tourney Win

Cyprus Leaves Russia At The Altar

BlackBerry Optimistic About Launch

Montana Senate Passes Roadkill Salvage Bill

Author Chinua Achebe Dies at 82

Powerball Jackpot Soars to $320 Million

Hillary Clinton Joins Women in the World Summit

BBC Hacked by Assad Sympathizers

Rajaratnam’s Brother Indicted

Colorado Legalizes Same-Sex Civil Unions

L.A. Police Crack Down on Whippits

Assad Vows to ‘Wipe Out’ Syria’s Extremists

Obama Stops By Israel’s Holocaust Memorial

Three Marines Dead After Quantico Shooting

Congress to USPS: Keep Saturday Delivery

Texas Shootout Suspect Identified

Former Tennis Star Charged with Battery

Biden and Bloomberg Call for Assault Weapons Ban

Hackers Are Fair Game in Cyberwar

Yoko Ono Tweets Image of Bloody Glasses

Jane Goodall Apologizes For Borrowed Passages

Congress Passes Bill to Avert Shutdown

Sheriff Defends Obama Assassination Joke

Stephen King: 'Stop Your Paranoia'

NYU Prez’s Staff Turns Against Him

Universe 80 Million Years Older Than Thought

Men's Falling Incomes Linked to Single Parents

JCPenney Pleads Patience

Pain Continues in Cyprus

Euro Shrinkage

Big Banks Involved in Payday Lending

Bobby Brown Serves 9 Hours in Jail

Chicken Has Duck for a Father

Bollywood Star Gets 5 Years in Jail

O’Reilly Defends Obama Against Bachmann

98 Arrested in Las Vegas Protest

No Suspects in Prison Chief’s Murder

Cyprus President to Present ‘Plan B’

Obama Meets Palestinian President

South Korea Hacker Traced to China

Ryan Gosling Going on Acting Hiatus

Bill to Ban 'Redskins' Trademark Introduced

Report: Leno Out, Fallon In

Michelle Shocked Swears She’s Not a Homophobe

‘Mad Men’ Co-Stars Engaged

‘Deep Throat’ Star Dead at 65

Obama: Israel Can Expect Extended Military Funding

Weed Found on Rihanna’s Tour Bus

Philip Roth's Stunning Reading On His 80th Birthday

Lindsey Vonn Mocked Tiger Woods

State Dept. Has New Women’s Ambassador

Colorado Gov. Signs Gun Control Bills

Former U.S.-Backed Guatemalan Leader on Trial

Colo. Corrections Chief Killed

Presidential Limo Breaks Down

Obama Picks Indiana to Win NCAA

Christine Lagarde’s Apartment Raided

AMC to Hamm: Put Your Penis Away

Head of V.A. Benefits to Testify for Her Job

Is a ’90s-Type Crash Ahead?

Obama to Israel: We’re Friends

Sun Deputy Editor to Be Charged

Katy Perry, John Mayer Split

House Across From Westboro Church Painted Rainbow

19 Polish Miners Rescued

Sanford Advances to Runoff

Cyprus Seeks Russian Bailout

One in 50 Kids Diagnosed With Autism

South Korea Hacked

Pope Supported Gay Civil Unions

Princess Diana’s Gowns Sell for $1.2M

Report: Syria Used Chemical Weapons

Gawker Publishes Dubya's Email

NASA’s Advice for Meteor Strike: 'Pray'

Nigerian Shipwreck Kills 164 Passengers

Falsely Yell ‘Bingo,’ Break the Law

'Homeland' Exec Producer Dies

Malala Goes Back to School

Assault-Weapons Ban Won't Be in Bill

Lohan Heads to Club After Court

Condoleezza Rice Writing New Book

School Shooter Flicks Off Victims’ Families

Tourist in India Jumps Off Balcony

FBI ID's Thieves In $500M Art Heist

Chemical Attack Reported in Syria

Housing Starts Rise Sharply

Seven Marines Killed in Explosion

Extinct Animals Could Come Back

Samsung Working on Wristwatch

Folk Singer Goes on Anti-Gay Rant

Ryanair Makes Big Boeing Order

Lululemon Pulls See-Through Pants

U.S. Facing Retirement Crisis

Less Sleep Leads to Weight Gain

Abortion Doctor’s Murder Trial Begins

Turkish Man Confesses to Murder

Rand Paul Backs Path to Citizenship

Cyprus Rejects Bailout Tax

Baghdad Bombings Kill 50

Francis Holds Inauguration Mass

Pope Francis Makes His Entrance

Lil Wayne Released from Hospital

Colorado Gov. to Sign Gun Law

Lohan Avoids Jail Time

Three Women Paid to Accuse Menendez

Fernandez Asks Pope For Falklands Help

Tiger Woods Is Dating Lindsey Vonn

History Channel: Satan-Obama Link ‘Nonsense’

Bloomberg Proposes Anti-Cigarette Laws

Report: Met Shames Visitors Into Donating

Hillary: I Support Gay Marriage

RNC Calls for Sweeping Party Reform

Wolfowitz Says U.S. Botched Iraq War

Afghan Progress Goes Unreported

Bombs Found in Florida Dorm Room

‘Spring Breakers’ Hauls $270K

History Channel’s Satan Looks Like Obama

Study: Local TV News Suffering

Luce: Obama on Permanent Campaign

Poll: Voters Dislike GOP

Two Escape Quebec Jail in Helicopter

Obama to Nominate Perez for Labor

More May Be Charged in Steubenville

Markets Open Down on Cyprus Bailout

WSJ Investigated for Bribery Claims

Private Plane Crashes in Indiana

Outrage in Cyprus Over Deposit Levy

Steubenville Boys Found Guilty

Boehner: There's No Immediate Debt Crisis

Kate Middleton: I Want a Boy

Soccer Star Banned for Nazi Salute

Turkish Murder Suspect Detained

Spike in Sick Sea Lions

Indian Cops Nab Five in Tourist Rape

Cyprus Delays Bailout Debate

Pope Francis Stuns Crowd

Syrian General, 20 Soldiers Defect

Seton Hill Team Bus Crash Kills Two

Rand Paul Wins CPAC Straw Poll

D'Souza Working on Follow-Up Film

NFL Player Injured in Hot-Air Balloon Crash

T.I. Blasts TMZ for Lil Wayne Reports

Swiss Tourist Gang-Raped in India

U.N. to Fight Violence Against Women

Snakes Slither Over Ireland

Kerry Cautious on U.N. Arms Treaty

Senate Questions JPMorgan Chase

Pope Calls for Church Austerity

Obama Announces New Energy Plan

North Korea Tests Two Missiles

Maryland to Abolish Death Penalty

NBC Exec and Leno Clashed Over Jokes

NY Assemblyman Katz Caught With Pot

Murdoch Hit With 600 New Hacking Claims

Firework Blast Kills 11 Pilgrims in Mexico

Report: Lil Wayne in Critical Condition

Man Banned from Every Library on Earth

Three Killed in Fla. Plane Crash

ND Approves Strict Abortion Laws

Maxim Put Up for Sale

Reuters Suspends Matthew Keys

Hedge Fund Will Pay $600M in Settlement

U.S. to Add Missiles on West Coast

Rabid Organ Transplant Kills MD Man

Romney Speaks at CPAC

LaPierre: Violent Rapists Need to Be Shot

Benghazi Suspect Caught

Matt Lauer: Next ‘Jeopardy!’ Host?

Snapchat ‘Child Porn’ at NJ High School

Vatican Deflects Dirty War Charges

Titanic’s ‘Most Important’ Relic Revealed

Mila Kunis Talks Stocks

Fed spanks JPMorgan, Goldman

Judge Judy Gets Served

Grand Jury Probes Sen. Menendez

Nadal Beats Federer at Indian Wells

Obama Unveils New Energy Blueprint

Study: More Moms Seek Full-Time Jobs

Syria Threatens Strike Against Lebanon

Sen. Portman Reverses Gay Marriage Stance

Romney to Speak at CPAC

Boeing: 787s Back in ‘Weeks’

‘Jurassic Park 4’ Gets a Director

Senate: JPMorgan Ignored Controls

Samsung Theatrically Unveils Galaxy S4

Lights Collapse at Miami Music Festival

Nevada Mulls Pot Legalization

Reuters Staffer Indicted for Conspiracy

Tan Twan Eng Wins 2012 Man Asian Literary Prize

Facebook To Use Hashtags

Missing Fox Exec’s Car Found

Senate Panel OKs Assault Weapon Ban

Boston Phoenix Folds Paper

Already? New Pope Book On Its Way

Japan Enters Free-Trade Talks

Android Chief Steps Down

Ina Drew to Talk About London Whale

The Dollar Rises

Bob Dylan Enters American Academy of Arts and Letters

Justin Bieber Disses Lindsay Lohan

Panda Porn Boosts Bears’ Libido

Carnival Flies Passengers Home

Afghans: ‘To Hell’ With Daily Beast

Apple Exec Slams Smartphones

China's New President Takes Power

Unemployment Claims Fall

Germany Says ‘Nein’ to Stimulus

Standoff Ends in Gunman's Death

Lawmakers Wasted Thousands on Coffee, Doughnuts

Putin, Seagal Meet in Russia

‘Veronica Mars’ Raises $2M in Six Hours

CFDA Announces 2013 Nominees

Troops in Afghanistan on Alert

Scientists Confirm Higgs Boson

China: Coca-Cola Stealing Intel

Iran Floods Syria With Weapons

Fathers Spend Less Time With Kids

Francis Embarks on First Day

Obama, GOP Meeting Shaky

Olbermann, Current Settle for $50M

Pope Francis to Visit Benedict

Retail Sales Through the Roof

Did the New Pope Help a Dictatorship?

Earthquake Early-Warning System Works

Hilary Mantel Longlisted for Women's Prize

'Veronica Mars' Movie May Get Made

Robert Plant Bio Coming

Police Search for Gunman in Upstate NY

DNA Makes Handy Flame Retardant

Chinese Whiz Kid Exposes Govt. Hacking

47 Percent Filmmaker Will Reveal Himself

Cameron Taunted in Parliament

Miley Cyrus Splits With Fiancé

Boost for Boeing

U.S. to Bail Out Sugar Processors?

The Twinkie Lives!

Italy Debt Costs Push Higher

‘Short Term 12’ Captures Best Feature

Wintour to Become Artistic Director

Steubenville Rape Trial Begins

53-Year-Old Wins Iditarod

Study: Neanderthal’s Eyes ‘Too Large’

Suicide Attack in Srinagar Kills Five

Venezuelan President Insists Chávez Poisoned

Google Admits Privacy Breach

The New Pope Is From Argentina

Priest Victims Get $10M Payout

Scientists to Test Chávez for Poisoning

FAA Approves Dreamliner Fixes

NASA: Mars Could Have Supported Life

Swift Fan Mail Found in Dumpster

Colorado to Allow Gay Civil Unions

Sen. Panel Approves Background Checks

Iran May Sue Hollywood

Cannibal Cop Found Guilty

Paul Ryan Unveils GOP Budget Plan

Palin Writing Book on War on Christmas

Sisters’ Suicide Shatters Afghanistan

Student Sends Wi-Fi Users to Porn

Illinois Settles SEC Charges

Defense Turns to Women

Rodman to Meet New Pope

‘Great Gatsby’ to Open Cannes

Obama Tries to Court Republicans

U.S. to China: Stop the Cyberespionage

Japan Extracts Gas From Seabed

Cameron: Respect Falklands Vote

No Pope Chosen Today

CIA Increases Iraq Support

‘The Bachelor’ Makes His Decision

Five Dead in Afghan Helicopter Crash

InTrade Gave Founder $2.6M

Beyoncé, Clinton Among Hacked

NYC Soda Ban Overturned

Vatican Building Houses Gay Sauna

Harvard Explains Email Spying

Norovirus Sweeps Caribbean Cruise

Can Ashley Judd Really Win?

Justin Timberlake Gets High ‘SNL’ Ratings

North Korea Nullifies War Truce

Hasselbeck Not Leaving ‘The View’

Former Detroit Mayor Convicted

Bieber Cancels Portugal Concert

Story of Shocking Syria Photo Revealed

Breitbart Posts Fake Krugman Article

Italy Gets Downgraded

More Profits Parked Abroad

Riding the Bus

Tiger Woods Wins Doral

Sweden’s Princess Lilian Dies

Dead Lawyer’s Trial Delayed

Test May Detect Alzheimer’s Sooner

GOP Still Wants to Repeal Obamacare

Pistorius Appeals Bail Conditions

Delhi Rape Suspect Hangs Himself

Japan Marks Tsunami Anniversary

India Rape Suspect Commits Suicide

Betting Site InTrade Shuts Down

6 Teens Killed in Crash

‘Oz’ Dominates Box Office

Harvard Spied on Deans

Karzai: U.S. and Taliban Colluding

Ryan: We'll Repeal Obamacare

Gun Ownership in U.S. Homes Down

Nelson Mandela Released from Hospital

Jeb Bush Defends Immigration Reform

Pistorius a ‘Broken Man’

Adele to Sing at First Lady’s 50th

Timberlake Rules on ‘SNL’

900 Dead Pigs Float in Chinese River

Seattle Bar Bans Google Glasses

Obama Jokes About Woodward, Rubio

Susan Rice Could Be Next NSA

Falklands to Vote on British Status

Rand Paul: Filibuster Just the Start

Venezuela Elections Will Be April 14

Daylight Savings Time Steals an Hour

Report: How America Legally Killed a U.S. Citizen

Sistine Chapel Readied for Conclave

Big-Cat Sanctuary to Reopen After Death

Bieber Resumes Tour After Hospitalization

Venezuelan Acting President Sworn In

Colorado Advances Gun-Control Package

U.S. Message to Kenya Avoids Naming President

Bee Attack Lands 44 Kids in Hospital

J.C. Penney CEO's Mistakes 'Astounding'

Whole Foods to Label GMOs

Violence Erupts Following Port Said Verdict

Hagel Visit Sparks Fury in Kabul

Kenyatta Narrowly Wins Kenyan Election

Dubya’s Art Teacher Sings His Praises

Report: Hasselbeck Leaving ‘The View’

CDC Warns of Deadly New Virus

South Dakota Teachers Can Carry Guns

Hagel Arrives in Afghanistan

Chávez Funeral Kicks Off

Cardinals Begin Pope Vote on Tuesday

Bin Laden Son-in-Law Pleads Not Guilty

Justin Bieber Assaults Photographer

Peeps Candies Hit Record Sales

Google Cuts Jobs at Motorola unit

Banks Pass Stress Test

Barclays CEO Wants Big Job Cut

Unemployment Hits Four Year Low

Study: Get Paid, Shed Pounds

Sheryl Sandberg Defends Marissa Mayer

TSA ‘Knives Allowed’ Policy Sparks Fury

Police Use Polygraph to Weed Out Racists

N. Korea Ends Peace Accord with South

Senate Committee Approves Stricter Gun Laws

Bill Clinton: DOMA Unconstitutional

Bin Laden’s Son-in-Law Indicted

Hit-and-Run Suspect Charged

Rand Paul Mulls Presidential Run

Justin Bieber Collapses Backstage

China Backs N. Korea Sanctions

Ford, Hamill, Fisher Returning to 'Star Wars'

Carl Levin Won't Seek Reelection

Kelly Osbourne Suffers Seizure

Obama and Ryan Have Lunch

Jeeves & Wooster Return

Chris Brown Flips Out at Valet

Senate Confirms John Brennan

Obama Signs Violence Against Women Act

Facebook Unveils New Newsfeed

Rodman to Broker Peace With N. Korea

Rand Paul Considered Using a Catheter

Pregnant Simpson Spills the Beans

Facebook Redesigns News Feed

Carl Icahn’s Getting a Dell

Bank of England Decides Against New Stimulus

GOPers Give Obama Date Thumbs Up

Berlusconi Sentenced to One Year in Jail

Processed Meat Linked to Early Death

Study: States Strict on Guns, Fewer Gun-Related Deaths

Donut Robbery Stopped With Coffee

Report: Chavez Died of Heart Attack

Rand Paul Ends Filibuster

WWE’s Paul Bearer Dies

Giffords Returns to Scene of Shooting

Lion Kills Sanctuary Intern

Thousands March with Chavez Coffin

Consultant Sues Gore for Current Sale

Time Inc. Separates From Time Warner

Hit-and-Run Suspect Surrenders

Oberlin Campus on High Alert

Vick's New Dog Is Dangerous Breed

Arkansas Adopts Strict Abortion Law

Rand Paul Wages Filibuster

In NYC: Take Free Condom, Get Arrested?

Valerie Harper: I Have Terminal Cancer

Petraeus Linked to Iraq Torture Centers

U.N. Peacekeepers Held Near Syria

Ahmadinejad: Chávez Will Return

Few 'Sloppy Inches' in D.C.

Vatican to Cardinals: Shut Up

CDC Warns of ‘Nightmare Bacteria’

Howard Stern May Replace Fallon

House GOP Wobbly on Medicare Reform

European Stocks Hit Post-Crisis Highs

Beats to Develop Subscription Music Service

Bolshoi Ballet Attackers Confess

Martha Stewart Testifies

Is the Royal Baby a Girl?

Microsoft Slammed With $731M Fine

Yahoo Policy Meant to Boost Morale

Cannibal Cop Cries in Court

South Korea to North: Don’t Mess With Us

Number of Syrian Refugees Hits 1 Million

Best Buy Ends Work-From-Home

L.A. Mayoral Race Poised for Runoff

Venezuela Ignores Constitution

Hasidic Crash Suspect Wants to Surrender

Penn on Chávez : 'I Lost a Friend'

Holder: No Drone Strikes in U.S.

Hugo Chavez Dead

Obama: U.S. Supports Venezuela

Kissinger Hospitalized

‘Snowquester’ Heads for D.C.

Dow Breaks 2007 record

Senate Panel Approves Brennan for CIA

Stewart Taking ‘Daily Show’ Hiatus

Swift Fights Back Against Poehler, Fey

IKEA Pulls Chocolate Cake

Winter Snowstorm Slams Midwest

Fake Bishop Sneaks Into Vatican

Dow Hits Record High

China to Focus on Consumer-Driven Growth

Fox to Create News Sports Network

EU to Fine Microsoft

White House Supports Phone ‘Unlocking’

North Korea: We'll Cancel Ceasefire With South Korea

Bieber Outrages Fans With Late Start

Ships Will Soon Cross North Pole

NYC Driver Had Troubled History

Daily Caller: That’s Not Our Hooker

Chávez Gets Severe Infection

GOP Nervous About Cuts

U.S. Denies Pakistan Drone Strikes

Kenya Begins Counting Votes

Spate of Girl Scout Cookie Robberies Reported

Obama’s Job Approval Falls

Poll: Twitter at Odds With Public

Second Sinkhole Opens

Menendez Escort: I Made It All Up

Malala Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

Harrison Ford Joins 'Anchorman 2'

White House Slams Dennis Rodman

Moleskine Seeks 350 Million Euros in IPO

Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner: Dating?

House Tries to Cover Defense Spending

NYC Police Hunt for Hit-and-Run Suspect

Forbes Releases Annual Billionaires List

Casey Anthony Seen Out in Public

Syrian Rebels Seize Provincial Capital

Man Dressed as Batman Nabs Criminal

Person in KKK Robe Spotted at Oberlin

Queen Leaves Hospital

Bieber Has ‘Worst Birthday’ Ever

Baby Delivered After Car Crash Dies

Swiss Approve Curbing Executive-Pay

Obama to Announce OMB Pick

Banks Find More Wrongful Disclosures

Klum to Judge 'America's Got Talent'

Deadly Sinkhole Could Be Uncovered

Cardinals Meet to Choose New Pope

Violent Start to Kenya Vote

Baby With HIV Cured

Olbermann Vies for ESPN Comeback

Obama Taps Walmart Foundation Prez

‘Giant Slayer’ Brings in $28M

Doctors: Baby Cured of HIV

Bomb Kills 45 in Pakistan

Rodman: Kim Jong-un ‘So Honest’

Accused Scottish Cardinal Apologizes

Cameron Pledges Aid to End Female Genital Cutting

Queen Admitted to Hospital

Romney: ‘Convinced We’d Win’

‘Downton’ Adds Six New Cast Members

Onion Mocks Itself for Offensive Tweet

CT Lawmaker: Male Interns Only

Expectant Couple Dies, Baby Survives

Adelson Casino ‘Likely’ Violated Law

Amazon Pulls ‘Rape On’ Shirts

Search Called Off for Sinkhole Victim

SpaceX Capsule Arrives at Station

Kerry Urges Egyptian Unity

Chad: We Killed Algeria Attack Planner

Sources: NBC Looking to Oust Leno

Two Afghan Boys Accidentally Killed By NATO

Judge Issues Warning to Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer

Germans Had More Holocaust Labor Camps than Previously Known

Family Waits for Word on Sinkhole Victim

'Queen Bee' Syndrome: Powerful Women Undermine Other Women

100 Million Sharks Killed Annually

Chief Justice Roberts Flubs Census Data

Sequester Cuts Take Effect

Buffett Praises Newspapers

Judge Deals Blow to Apple

Syrian Rebels: What We Need is Weapons

Schwarzenegger Returns to Bodybuilding

White House Runs With ‘Jedi’ Meme

News Orgs Post Malaysian Propaganda

Students Getting in Without the SAT

Romney Slams Obama Over Sequester

When Was the Iliad Written?

O’Brien Leaves ‘Downton’!

Michigan Taking Control of Detroit

Obama: Congress Failed to Act

Sequester Cuts On the Way

Problems With SpaceX Launch

Personal Income Falls

Prisoners Executed on Chinese TV

Florida Man Trapped In Sinkhole

U.S.D.A. Set to Approve Horse Slaughter Plant

Freddie Mac Reports Annual Profit

UK Heads for Another Recession

Report: Kimmel Favored for Oscars

Justin Bieber’s 19 and Ready to Party

The Tragedy of John Allen & The Petraeus Scandal

Chavez ‘Battling for his Life’

Mile-High Harlem Shake Probed

Mississippi Mayoral Candidate Dead

Bangladesh Clashes Leave 44 Dead

Catholic Church Has No Pope