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If the day’s seeming long, take a break and behold the spectacle of Ted Nugent—the rock n’ roll conservative who, in his free time, shoots stuff and rhymes things with his name (Teditorials, Tedquarters, etc.). “Hunting's the last pure, perfect activity on earth,” he tells Outside magazine. Ted killed 127 deer last year, but still finds the time to call the interviewer a “wench” and offer opinions on the election. “It's a target-rich environment,” he says. “On stage I told Hillary and Obama to suck on my machine gun. I think I actually told Hillary to straddle one and ride it off into the sunset, too.”