0Keep Your Day Job, Kerry!During Wednesday's ceremonial swearing-in for the new Secretary of State, John Kerry tried taking a page from the Joe Biden playbook by cracking several carefully-concocted one-liners. We recommend he stick to politics.Updated Apr. 21, 2017 12:10PM EDT / Published Feb. 06, 2013 6:23PM EST Kerry after approved as Secretary of State on Tuesday. (Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty)